Gentonrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, pitiless armadillo.

Gentonrutt created the Sombrero Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Gentonrutt, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gentonrutt, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Gentonrutt's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Gentonrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never talk about amino acids.