Omtquatsinnar is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, humane jellyfish.

Omtquatsinnar created the Small Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtquatsinnar, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Omtquatsinnar, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Omtquatsinnar's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Omtquatsinnar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Omtquatsinnar must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. You must pray to Omtquatsinnar five times a day.