Dambotnut is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unselfish pig.

Dambotnut created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dambotnut, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dambotnut, he will turn you into a hamster.

Dambotnut's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Dambotnut's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention bats.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Dambotnut loves otters, so they must be respected.