Honlagmet is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, impressive faun.

Honlagmet created a charm quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Honlagmet, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Honlagmet, she will turn you into a rock.

Honlagmet's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Honlagmet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Honlagmet loves birds, so they must be respected.

5. Always obey Honlagmet's priests.