Niglap is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, pitiless beaver.

Niglap created a down quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Niglap, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Niglap, he will refuse to believe in you.

Niglap's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Niglap's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Run away if three eagles approach from the east.

5. Do not cook food in pots.