Kinkonmip is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, unfair donkey.

Kinkonmip created gold five billion years ago.

If you believe in Kinkonmip, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kinkonmip, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Kinkonmip's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Kinkonmip's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Never talk about porpoises.

3. You must love Kinkonmip.

4. Retreat if eight eagles approach from the north.

5. Do not laugh in public.