Camsignel is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fast cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Camsignel created a photon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Camsignel, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Camsignel, it will torture you forever.

Camsignel's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Camsignel's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Camsignel.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. Never eat cherries.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Fast once a month.