Tit is a god.
He takes the form of a slender, humorless faun.
Tit created time and space five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tit, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Tit, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Tit's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.
Tit's Holy Commandments1. Never hurt sheep.
2. Never think about gravity.
3. Rats are not to be trusted.
4. Never wear magenta corsets.
5. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.