Quimortpom is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, annoying lizard.

Quimortpom created silver two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimortpom, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Quimortpom, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Quimortpom's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Quimortpom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not take Quimortpom's name in vain.