Bellfotbed is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, conceited yak.

Bellfotbed created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bellfotbed, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bellfotbed, she will come to you in dreams.

Bellfotbed's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Bellfotbed's Holy Commandments

1. Bellfotbed must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Hide from blue whales for they are unholy.