Bimcindavjop is a god.
He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unthoughtful
whale.
Bimcindavjop created the planet Saturn six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Bimcindavjop, he will not care.
If you do not believe in
Bimcindavjop, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Bimcindavjop's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.
Bimcindavjop's Holy Commandments1. You must pray to Bimcindavjop six times a day.
2. Pray towards the east.
3. Erect five aluminium sculptures of Bimcindavjop on top of important buildings.
4. Always take life seriously.
5. Never paint your hands purple.