Pibrawyog Dinvigbabkar is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, conceited mouse.

Pibrawyog Dinvigbabkar created the Milkyway six million years ago.

If you believe in Pibrawyog Dinvigbabkar, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pibrawyog Dinvigbabkar, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Pibrawyog Dinvigbabkar's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Pibrawyog Dinvigbabkar's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.
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