Sagquimarm is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, annoying hedgehog.

Sagquimarm created the Black Eye Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagquimarm, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Sagquimarm, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Sagquimarm's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Sagquimarm's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never run near great tits.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Hide if eight snakes approach from the south.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
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