Watdossomdun is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, self-assured tapir.

Watdossomdun created Asia three billion years ago.

If you believe in Watdossomdun, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Watdossomdun, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Watdossomdun's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Watdossomdun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never wear brown shoes.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.