Fitfligsab is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, intelligent bear.

Fitfligsab created a strange quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Fitfligsab, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fitfligsab, he will try to impress you with trees.

Fitfligsab's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Fitfligsab's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Fitfligsab.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.
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