Mitstanster is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, conceited chinchilla.

Mitstanster created the Andromeda Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitstanster, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mitstanster, he will turn you into a mole.

Mitstanster's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Mitstanster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair black.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Mitstanster loves dogs, so they must be respected.

4. Worship no other gods but Mitstanster.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.