Wadvedstan is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, awe-inspiring giraffe.

Wadvedstan created Mount Everest seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadvedstan, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wadvedstan, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Wadvedstan's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Wadvedstan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

3. Never wear brown hats.

4. You must never eat peanuts.

5. Never mention grasshopers.