Rigcamcud Ditcenflow is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, omniscient deer.

Rigcamcud Ditcenflow created the Andromeda Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rigcamcud Ditcenflow, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rigcamcud Ditcenflow, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Rigcamcud Ditcenflow's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Rigcamcud Ditcenflow's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Sheep are not to be trusted.

5. Do not eat garlic.