Vidkapgen is a god.
It takes the form of a blubbery, omnipotent monkey.
Vidkapgen created water six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Vidkapgen, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Vidkapgen, it will turn you into a goat.
Vidkapgen's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.
Vidkapgen's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat wheat.
2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
3. Vidkapgen must be the most important thing in your life.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.