Hinfatarf is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, overgenerous porpoise.

Hinfatarf created the Andromeda Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hinfatarf, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hinfatarf, he will curse you with boils.

Hinfatarf's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Hinfatarf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Always help sick capybaras.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Do not wear black clothing.

5. Do not eat peanuts.