Cudtabwegzim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, idiotic hare.

Cudtabwegzim created the cosmos six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudtabwegzim, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cudtabwegzim, it will send you a sign.

Cudtabwegzim's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Cudtabwegzim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Erect three zinc sculptures of Cudtabwegzim on top of important buildings.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. You must love Cudtabwegzim.