Gubkambatwee is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, able bear.

Gubkambatwee created the world nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gubkambatwee, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gubkambatwee, she will boil you in a big pot.

Gubkambatwee's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Gubkambatwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never wear yellow coats.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gubkambatwee.