Panghonsaf is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, sage armadillo.

Panghonsaf created humankind five billion years ago.

If you believe in Panghonsaf, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Panghonsaf, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Panghonsaf's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Panghonsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Erect five platinum sculptures of Panghonsaf on top of important buildings.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Panghonsaf.

5. Always help doves.