Rowsindag is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, tiresome goblin.

Rowsindag created the Cigar Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rowsindag, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rowsindag, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Rowsindag's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Rowsindag's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Rowsindag's priests.

2. You must pray to Rowsindag six times a day.

3. Erect eight zinc sculptures of Rowsindag on top of important buildings.

4. Never eat strawberries.

5. Retreat if three frogs approach from the south.