Dudkomgid is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, conceited alligator.

Dudkomgid created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudkomgid, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dudkomgid, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Dudkomgid's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Dudkomgid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help frogs in need.

2. You must never eat limes.

3. Do not eat bread.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never eat green fruit.