Rullbodjon is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, tiresome monkey.

Rullbodjon created an atom five million years ago.

If you believe in Rullbodjon, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rullbodjon, it will strike you with lightening.

Rullbodjon's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Rullbodjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Rullbodjon loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

3. Always obey Rullbodjon's priests.

4. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.