Mobtafpang is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, emotional dragon.

Mobtafpang created a quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mobtafpang, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mobtafpang, it will remove you from existence.

Mobtafpang's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Mobtafpang's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never eat lemons.

5. Never wear violet hats.