Map is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, generous aardvark.

Map created the Sunflower Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Map, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Map, he will turn you into a dog.

Map's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Map's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Do not shave your head.