Dossmabcar is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, irritating troll.

Dossmabcar created the Virgo Supercluster two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dossmabcar, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dossmabcar, he will cry a lot.

Dossmabcar's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Dossmabcar's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Do not hurt gulls.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Always stare at clouds.