Figvilcep is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, smart bear.

Figvilcep created the Sunflower Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Figvilcep, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Figvilcep, she will turn you into a goat.

Figvilcep's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Figvilcep's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.