Quillinken is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, stupid pigeon.

Quillinken created matter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillinken, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Quillinken, it will not care at all.

Quillinken's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Quillinken's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Run away if nine turtles approach from the east.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never hurt tortoises.

5. Never look at asteroids.