Dimabbegster is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, tiresome mouse.

Dimabbegster created the Whirlpool Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimabbegster, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dimabbegster, it will turn you into a mouse.

Dimabbegster's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Dimabbegster's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine foxes approach from the north.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.