Dussgutyarltettiontgil is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, blissful donkey.

Dussgutyarltettiontgil created Europe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dussgutyarltettiontgil, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dussgutyarltettiontgil, it will laugh at you.

Dussgutyarltettiontgil's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Dussgutyarltettiontgil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Dussgutyarltettiontgil's name in vain.

2. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Put Dussgutyarltettiontgil first in all things.

4. Always help sick doves.

5. Never pour water over plants.