Sogbodpop is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, resourceful lizard.

Sogbodpop created a down quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sogbodpop, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sogbodpop, she will manifest in front of you.

Sogbodpop's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Sogbodpop's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Hide if five foxes approach from the west.

3. Feed all hungry nematodes.

4. Do not take Sogbodpop's name in vain.

5. Never think ill of sick voles.