Largmonmot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, humorless snake.

Largmonmot created viruses nine million years ago.

If you believe in Largmonmot, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Largmonmot, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Largmonmot's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Largmonmot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never go into black rooms.

3. You must pray to Largmonmot six times a day.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Largmonmot.