Lunhublap is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, pitiless bird.

Lunhublap created the universe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunhublap, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Lunhublap, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Lunhublap's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Lunhublap's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Lunhublap on top of all buildings.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Lunhublap must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.