Flowtailcep is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, temperamental dolphin.

Flowtailcep created a photon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowtailcep, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Flowtailcep, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Flowtailcep's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Flowtailcep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat rice.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not commit murder.