Pogbumhim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, grumpy newt.

Pogbumhim created the Sunflower Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogbumhim, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pogbumhim, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pogbumhim's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Pogbumhim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

3. Never mention seals.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.