Zogtenmutkandum is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, smart wyvern.

Zogtenmutkandum created a strange quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zogtenmutkandum, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zogtenmutkandum, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Zogtenmutkandum's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Zogtenmutkandum's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Zogtenmutkandum.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Do not dye your hair red.

5. Retreat if seven manatees approach from the north.