Gubcipgod Mumliplap is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, blissful mink.
Gubcipgod Mumliplap created time and space four million years ago.
If you believe in
Gubcipgod Mumliplap, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Gubcipgod Mumliplap, it will turn you into a blue tit.
Gubcipgod Mumliplap's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.
Gubcipgod Mumliplap's Holy Commandments1. Always take life seriously.
2. Always stare at clouds.
3. Gubcipgod Mumliplap must be the most important thing in your life.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.