Latbotsas Quatzodgep is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, unselfish camel.

Latbotsas Quatzodgep created the Sun twelve years ago.

If you believe in Latbotsas Quatzodgep, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Latbotsas Quatzodgep, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Latbotsas Quatzodgep's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Latbotsas Quatzodgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not kill pigs.