Jopsisvig Bast is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, bad-tempered hippopotamus.

Jopsisvig Bast created the Andromeda Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jopsisvig Bast, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jopsisvig Bast, she will curse you with boils.

Jopsisvig Bast's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Jopsisvig Bast's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Do not wear purple clothing.

5. Always stare at clouds.
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