Quamgab is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, all-powerful faun.

Quamgab created oxygen seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quamgab, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Quamgab, she will laugh at you.

Quamgab's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Quamgab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Never talk about horses.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Quamgab must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always obey Quamgab's priests.