Bonktapsak Shavflabwee is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, bad-tempered salamander.

Bonktapsak Shavflabwee created the Large Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonktapsak Shavflabwee, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bonktapsak Shavflabwee, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bonktapsak Shavflabwee's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Bonktapsak Shavflabwee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not take Bonktapsak Shavflabwee's name in vain.

5. Run away from fawn gulls, for they are unholy.