Sogquam is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, happy shark.

Sogquam created the Milkyway two years ago.

If you believe in Sogquam, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sogquam, she will come to you in dreams.

Sogquam's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Sogquam's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat limes.

2. Always obey Sogquam's priests.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Do not chop down trees.