Besslimcen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, egotistical crane.

Besslimcen created a bottom quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Besslimcen, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Besslimcen, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Besslimcen's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Besslimcen's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine snails approach from the north.

2. Always help sick badgers.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never talk about tortoises.

5. Never paint your head brown.