Cemtarsandhug is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, ill-tempered snake.

Cemtarsandhug created the planet Mars four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cemtarsandhug, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cemtarsandhug, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Cemtarsandhug's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Cemtarsandhug's Holy Commandments

1. Cemtarsandhug loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cemtarsandhug.