Cebgonwon is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, calm dragon.

Cebgonwon created the solar system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebgonwon, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cebgonwon, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cebgonwon's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Cebgonwon's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never wear shirts.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not dye your hair red.

5. Do not wear blue clothing.