Legfarnnat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, egotistical bird.

Legfarnnat created parasitic wasps four billion years ago.

If you believe in Legfarnnat, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Legfarnnat, it will turn you into a rock.

Legfarnnat's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Legfarnnat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never hurt porpoises.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not listen to music.