Cebsabsan is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, unthoughtful otter.

Cebsabsan created dark matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebsabsan, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cebsabsan, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Cebsabsan's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Cebsabsan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Always treat swans with great respect.

4. Never look at stars.

5. You must love Cebsabsan.